So, I decided I can write on a few things after all. I am about to engage in a live poker night for the first time in so so long. I'm beyond content. Anyway, before I go, let me share with you three things that I just can't stand anymore.
1. Credit cards for people with bad credit. I am seeing these ads everywhere. Here's an example of one. Asses.
http://www.creditcards.com/bad-credit.php
First of all, if you sell these things, you're probably going to hell. Let's see, who should we make money off of.. I know! People who desperately need money! It is as bad as camping out overnight at the Goodwill Store in your finest, most expensive suit, the day before you know a bunch of needy individuals are going to be there shopping, and then once the place opens, breaking out $2,000, and buying every piece of clothing in the place. Then, you proceed walking the bags out, one by one into your SUV, as you pass the needy folks staring in disbelief and disappointment
2. Drive-thru people always taking precendent over me, standing in line to pick-up my to-go order from a fast-food place.
Okay,
fast-food jagbags. I took the time to get out of my car and place an order from you inside, thus avoiding any confusion over the details of the food/currency transaction we are about undertake. I have done you a favor by not helping clog your drive-thru line even more than it already is, and I have also grace your interior with my presence, revealing myself as a patron to any and all citizens that I, yes, am a supporter of this business. I see that as great advertising. Why, then, do you proceed to serve the next 5 cars in line their rediculously large orders ahead of my simple, pre-numbered, no-special-ingredient-needed value menu purchase? I HATE this. I hate how when you go inside to get your order, they wait on the next 20 people inside vehicles, and then get to you, as if staying in your car made you some sort of first-class citizen that deserved special treatment and advanced service. Are they giving them special treatment because surrounding a fast-food place in a steady stream of carbon emissions and engine exhaust is somehow beneficial to the food inside, and therefore a service I could provide them?
If you go inside to get your order, you should get priority ahead of people in drive thru, if anything. Screw that. And if your car line gets too long to process the orders that way, then tough, hire someone smarter who can organize pre-made sandwiches and pre-timed fried foods in a more efficient fashion.
3. People spending 10 minutes circling the parking lot, looking for a close space to park next to the gym.Someone agrees with me.
I'm not sure if I need to explain this one. You are attempting to pay money to use a facility that will increase your physical conditioning and well-being by engaging in activity. If you are trying to park as close as possible to this place of business, you might be getting a workout, but you are definitely not getting the POINT.
If anyone out there is about to circle the parking lot at their gym for 10 minutes, then give up and go through a McDonald's drive-thru with their bad-credit credit card, and they get their food ahead of me, I will end you.